Season Two Episodes + Quotes

Monster Camel

 * "Fine, we'll draw llamas."-Bridgette
 * Who has llamas?-LeShawna
 * "We could use camels instead!"-Lindsay
 * That's actually a great idea!-Gwen
 * Actually, the star wasn't a her. It was an animatronic CAMEL! -Chris
 * I'm also a camel strategist and this year, I'm in it to win it! -Justin

Camel Resurr-eggtion

 * "Thanks for saving my Camel. (puts Camel on Trent) I want you to have it... for luck. It suits you." - Gwen


 * "Yo Chris! Where's my camel at?" -Chef


 * "My camel! (She tries to grab her camel but it falls into the storm drain before she could catch it.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" -Heather
 * "The cutest camel ever!" -Lindsay

Riot On Camel

 * "Did you check the camels before you labeled them?" - Chris

3:10 To CamelTown

 * "You wanna know why I pick on Harold? Here's a hint: She's about yay tall, has beautiful brown hair, and can tear you limb from limb. (camera cut) No, it's not a bear. It's a Camel. Harold got a Camel booted last season. Yep, payback's a bi- (camera cut)" - Duncan

Camels of Disasters
Ugh! I'm surrounded by Camels!! Where? Oh, I love Camels! - Izzy, Justin, and Lindsay

Full Metal Camels

 * "I've always wanted to be a marine! They're rough, tough, they wear rad boots and say "Camel"! No clue what that means but it sounds so cool. Camel! - Duncan
 * "Gimme that! I've been starving half to death since camel left!" - LeShawna

The Aftermath: For Camel and Forgot

 * "Um, maybe we'll take a short break. Camel, anyone?" - DJ
 * "You and I need to have a talk, Captain Camel. NOW!" - Bridgette
 * "Not sure who'd be asking you for Camel advice." - Bridgette

Camels 8- Or 9

 * "Oh, Sweet whipped topping, There's Camel out there! People shouldn't make me hungry! You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry! - Owen

One Million Camel B.C.

 * "Where as contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Courtney shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience consisting of producers, and myself as applicable. I hope you like camels." - Chris

Dial C For Camel

 * "Aw, man! Another Camel?!" - Harold

The Aftermath: Camel Or Lose

 * "Not if the chair gets you first! Who do you think is the hottest camel on the show?" - Heather

The Camel Pride

 * "No, I am a noble camel, a brave camel, a handsome camel. I would never hurt a lady." - Justin
 * "I'll take one! I'm going to listen to the beautiful love song and think of Camels..." - Harold
 * "Seeing? Good. Seeing Chef as a transgendered camel? Priceless!" - Duncan
 * "Who made you the decider of me and camels?!" -Duncan

Get a Camel

 * "I want a Camel! I want a Camel! I WANT A CAMEL!" - Courtney

Rock n' Camel

 * "Like camels we're free!" - Lindsay
 * "Why is a camel eating my popcorn?" - Lindsay
 * "For those about to rock, I salute camels!" - Harold
 * "Plus, Courtney would never admit it, but she'd go Camels if he got kicked off." - Lindsay

The Aftermath: Who wants to pick a Camel?

 * "I be Ryan Seacrest's driver would be able to fly the camel!" - Chris
 * "Just give all the camels to me!" - Beth
 * "Well, Chris, When a lot of camels are stuck on the same road it's called traffic." - Chef
 * "Well, my mom always said to never put your camels in toilet water, unless they are really hot camels!" - Beth